Flies And Skeeters

I hate flies. I really do. They just invite themselves in ya house. Don't knock. Give ya no privacy. Come sit on ya roast beef sandwich, after they done walked in some shit! Buzz all around ya head when you trying to think, or anything else. Just a damn nuisance. I see their role as nature's sanitation workers: air division. But can SOMEONE teach these bastards some respect?!?!?!?!?

Now Mosquitoes I just do not understand. All the downside of a fly, none of the upside. And the little muthafuckas drink ya blood, leave an itchy ass bump and maybe even a disease or two. I still haven't figured out their role in the whole grand design. Da hail?

Hmmm.... Interesting....

I see human equivalents to these two pests. Flies are like kids. If you think I am wrong then OBVIOUSLY you don't have any!!!! Skeeters are like that person you picked up at the club last weekend. Think about it!