Thursday, May 10, 2007

Not So Confused

Tha Poo Nanny!!!!! I ain't so confused about that. Why? Because I am a heterosexual African American male in the inner city somewhere in the United States who DON'T need Viagra!!!!

My previous rant spoke to my confusion regarding a women's point of view. This is about a man's point of view. I got this. Basically what most of us want is Wet, Willing and not so wide we need a board strapped across our ass to hit it safely! If you think I am wrong, offer it up to the next random dude (bring a board if needed) and see what happens!

Although some guys will have some criteria regarding what they WANT, most will forego those desires to hit what is available. Our bare minimum is not doing a corpse or corpse like partner. I'm not saying that we are dogs. Just that our criteria are a little more simple. Like my daddy says "All putty is good putty. The only time you will ever see a bad one is on top of a garbage can. Because even she didn't want it!"

Y'all marinate on that...

5 comments:

deepnthought said...

WOW. Interesting. My dad used to tell me the same thing.

Jazzy said...

Yeah...wow...I've never quite heard it put that way, but I can definitely believe it...no marination necessary.

I see what some of you guys leave the club with!

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Yeah Diva, I know what you mean. Package anything up pretty enough and even the least desirable get lucky!

Coko Mulan said...

lol... I figured guys dont care... cuz I have seen who some guys have slept with and I just couldn't wrap my mind around why... why anybody would do that....

and I lmao @ "not so wide we need a board strapped across our ass to hit it safely!" ur a clown lol

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Me? A clown? I do aim to please!!!