I have decided to officially introduce you all to the crazed cast of characters that make up A Dyssturbed Mined. It is said that we are all many people. Well here are a bunch of the ones that you all meet every day.
The Second Sixty-Eight
"Just one quote? Shoot I got far too much material to do just one!"
Characteristics:
- Good Natured
- High Spirited
- Megalomaniac
- Cocky (somewhat)
- Silly
- Outrageous
Profile: King contributor to A Dyssturbed Mined. Most likely to post for a reaction. Most likely to say something to create a reaction. Most likely to succeed! Most likely to...
Brainz Mc Smarty
"What's wrong? I can probably help with that!"
Characteristics:
- Genius
- Hopeful
- Selfless
- Big picture thinker
- Problem solver
- Tech support
- Computer geek
Profile: The brains of the outfit. Most likely to play with the layout, features or read the manual. Doesn't post much but makes every thing look real good!
Mr. Suave Hoeman
"How are ya panties?"
Characteristics:
- Charming
- Romantic
- Hyper sexualized
- Horny
- Somewhat vain
Profile: Most often the fella posting or commenting at The Pussy Chats. Or dealing with Haremites in general. Also the one most likely to get us in trouble with The Wife.
That Biker Dude
"A Box? How the hell you gonna try and put me in a box? There are only two kinds of boxes I like! Ones that contain gifts to me and ones I leave gifts in!"
Characteristics
- Freedom loving
- Rebellious
- Sarcastic
- Somewhat scornful (check the almost hidden sneer)
- Smart ass
Profile: The one most likely to talk shit to ya if shit talking is what you are into! And the one most likely to fuck with you if you aren't! Just because...
The Dark One
"You see what I am looking at. I see what I am looking at. Don't pretend you don't know what is on my mind already if you are tempted to ask!"
Characteristics
- Goal oriented
- Unapologetic
- Impatient
- Cynical
- Elitist
- A touch arrogant
- Doesn't suffer fools well
Profile: Known to rear his head when pissed off is the mood. But then again, you started it!
Usama Bin Louie
"Pull up ya damn pants ya nasty little gay fucker!!!!"
Characteristics:
- Mean
- Conservative
- Judgmental
- Mean
- Evil
- Anti-social
- Military freak
- Gun junkie
- The Protector
- Just don't give a fuck!!!!!
Profile: This is the guy who pops out when The Dark One is too nice a guy for the situation.
Will bust a cap off in that ass. May even care if there is collateral damage. Most likely to hatch a terrorist plot against clueless Hip Hop generationers who think that WEARING clothes is not too stylish. Will hit a woman (if she threw the first blow...). Doesn't start things, but more than willing to bring the finishing move! Has only been seen when life or limb have been at stake or The Wife needs a firm presence to snap her back to reality.
He is so mean in fact that he wouldn't even let me post a picture! Tha Bastid!
Um... Usama here. That Sixty-Eight is a damn liar! I gave his punk ass a damn picture! I was even smiling real purty in it too! That fucka just didn't wanna admit that the scanner is fucked up and that Mr. Smarty Pants ass Brainz ain't figured out what the problem is yet! I may have to bitch slap Brainz until the scanner is working. Then I will post you my purty picture mydamnself!
And I don't know why Brainz didn't use a black background to match the blog on the placeholder. I wonder about him sometimes...Usama OUT!Uh yeah. Nice seeing ya Mr. Louie!
Fa real though. If y'all happen to meet him, and he is smiling... Y'all betta run! Cause I guarantee you the rest of us already did!!!
