Confused

About what you ask? Tha Dick. At least confused about the woman's point of view. Too many opinions and too many contradicktions amongst the fairer sex. The thing that I am really confused about is this whole size thing. Some say it is important, some say otherwise. There are those who think skill is more important than size. Hmm.... Just thinking about all the various criteria that women use to determine the perfect dick is astounding to me. Kinda reminds me of when your woman says to you "pick me up some pads while you are out!" Any man who has done that one knows that it is a mind boggling assortment of choices that we never have to make. I guess you gotta be in "the club" to pick pads or dicks.

Anyway... just on the size question, what would you women consider the bare minimum size wise? What is too short? What is too skinny? What is too limp? What do you consider a big dick? How does your bare minimum compare to what you consider a big dick? And what is skilled? What skills?

I ask because I hear women often talking smack about the dick. How dudes be too small or don't know how to work it or some such other thing. So fess up ladies. Inquiring minds want to know.

Then again, maybe I am just being nosy...