I have heard a lot of women brag about how good the stuff is. I am usually one to agree with them since I am a firm believer in what my daddy told me. "All putty is good putty. If you see one sitting on top of a garbage can then even she didn't want it. Aside from that, putty is good" Yeah, I know. But you gotta meet Dad to truly appreciate the comment.
But! There is one issue. That issue of HOW good it is. If I ask and you say it is good then I believe you without reservation. If I ask and you say it is "The Bomb" or "The best you are likely to have" or "Tha shyt" then you are likely to generate my Spock eyebrow. Not that I have anything against a woman being confident of her ability to make me feel positively wonderful. But... I will just say it. Some leave a little doubt in my mind. Then I want some evidence that the claim could even be partially true. I ain't saying that average is a bad thing. Average in this particular field is awesome. But claiming to be better than The Queen or The Diva or Stella's best bud, well that takes some stones.
I am gonna need some proof. Cause you keep telling me this and telling me that. You say once I'm with you, I'll never go back. You say there is a lesson you wanna teach. Well here I am baby, Practice What You Preach! And short of wowing me sweaty style, the only way you are gonna get the Spock brow down is to provide:
- Video. Might be acting. Might not. But I would tend to believe what I see if it ain't an obvious porno job.
- Testimonials. Having a couple of brothas (or othas) say that you sitting on something better than platinum might do something towards easing my doubts.
- Samples. Nothing is better than first hand experience. Even if it ain't but for 30 seconds.
- Kids. Yeah, kids. Pussy that has not dropped a kid is untested. That is the way I see it. Because I know if you are an honoree on Mother's Day then you have made SOMEBODY cum his ass off all up in ya! Which means that I have a good chance of doing the same thing! So all you MILFs have a definite advantage when all other things are equal. unequivocal, undeniable proof that you can get me done!
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YOOOO!!! Did you just say kids? That's wild.
I always be wondering how these girls know their stuff is good. Like are they comparing with their girlfriends or something? Proof is definitely needed.
Wow. Well, I do have a daughter and I also have video evidence. But if someone asks, I usually tell them to see for themselves.
You quoting song lyrics in your posts now?
You stupid for this post man!
I aint got nothing to prove to anybody in that area. I don't brag...and I rarely take guys seriously when they wont shut up about their skills either.
Nuff said about that.
I say if you gotta talk about it, post video of it then you have something to prove and for what?
All of it is good, ask any dick. Can it make you spend money you dont have, change religions, diss yo momma, make your dick think about it when you are in church? I'd say thats the good stuff.
Nah, I'd rather leave a dude in the corner in the fetal position wishin for his momma than discuss it. Thats wasted breath I could be losing while I show you ;-)
Oh, and while having kids does mean that said pussy is tried and tested, you may want to stress Csection births in your study. See natural delivery does some damage to said pussy, while csection does not. They may have a scar or a pooch (not a flat tummy) but they are (generally if not fittin in the hoe category) snug. I'm just sayin lol
This post was definitely on some otha stuff. Maybe I should add this topic to my most recent post...?
I myself have wondered how a woman knows her stuff is good. I've flat out questioned men before to get their views on what makes it platinim or plain. I've heard everything from "it makes my toes curl" to "I woke up the next day and made breakfast!" to "It wasn't anything to write home about".
Guess the proof really is in the pudding for those who dare to eat...
Break it down! LOL! Number two starts that slippery slope because you then have to take into account the brothers' prowess and how good their stuff. We don't really want to do that. Some dudes are just weak so you can't take there word about how good the puss-puss is.
Video is always good because it shows that she's somewhat open minded and can probably take direction. Both are pluses.
However the method of choices to show and prove are samples. Lots and lots of samples.
I'm not one of those chicks that ever thought their pussy was better than the next chick. But my head game? That shit is bananas. LOL
@ Rashan - Yep, kids. A good objective measure that you can base an assumption on that doesn't require you to even engage in conversation unless you are tempted...
@ Bored - See you are my kinda girl. three fo' fo'. Who needs a damn testimonial when you got all that? Now what I need is an address...
@ Diva - Now how did I know you would be the one claiming no need to prove thangs? But not bragging is the good way to go. So you wouldn't need to back it up. I try not to myself. But if I do happen to mention something then I absolutely intend to prove it to you. As freakily as possible...
@ J - Yeah. I agree. And you seem to be of the same mind as my dad, the old horndog...
"Nah, I'd rather leave a dude in the corner in the fetal position wishin for his momma than discuss it. Thats wasted breath I could be losing while I show you ;-)" Um... I dare you... What was that address again?
@ The Addict - You have a recent post? I thought I was gonna have to go visiting the rehab centers to find where you dropped off the Earth into...
"Guess the proof really is in the pudding for those who dare to eat..." Um. Yeah! And I do dare to eat! Hate to sound like a broken record but about that address...
@ Freaky - I am with you on that! And them testimonials are probably the weakest form of proof. Highly subjective. Not really much better than sticking a finger up in.
@ Nina Mmm... - Did you say BANANAS?!?!?!? Fuck the dumb shit! MY address is...
Oh and hurry up and post. Your last one is almost a month old...
By the way, y'all gonna get me in trouble up in here. Talking all suggestive and shyt. If I put up a post and I sound like Ms. Behaving's old crying boyfriend, it was you all's fault!!!!
I can't believe y'all trying to set me up like that!!!
I am very comfortable with my sexuality and I take pride in my skills. But I'm too proud too beg!
LOL @ some'a these here comments!!!
We gotta have confidence in self/our skillz [I mean...if we don't then who will right?!?!?!]
Hey...that's my story and I'm stickin' to it!!!
I hear ya both. My only problem is when that confidence turns into that solo that Wesley Snipes trying to play in Mo' Better Blues. You know trying to make a dollar outta fifteen cents...
LOL. If you wanna fly all the way to London then be my guest.
Video. Testimonials.
Hilarious.
@ Bored - I traveled all the way to D.C. by train to get at some. A PLANE ride to London is nothing. Especially since I need to get away and see a new place too!
@ Fresh - Hey, she gotta come up with something to back up all that smack talk!
First of all you should HAVE POSTED this over at http://pchats.blogspot.com
Secondly, I have not birthed any children...yet I ahve 4 I adopted. Yep the pussy is as tight as it was 20 years ago!
Thirdly, It is good because I like sex and I have no hang-ups.
Fourth, my throat game might be weak...have not worked it out in a long long time. But with a steady supply of.... I could get up to speed!
Fifth,
You never cease to amaze me...LOL!
Well Babz,
First: I ain't against a repost!
Second: Don't hurt them. But that does give me a happy thought or two...
Thirdly: Check!
Fourth: I ain't mad atcha for wanting to engage in a personal improvement plan!
Fifth: I do aim to amaze! Among other things...
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