Wednesday, May 21, 2008

An American Tail: Feivel Goes To Hell

BREAKING NEWS!!!! This just in...
(Dang, looks like y'all get a bonus post today...)



Yes siree! it is a done deal! This little sumbitch is officially KIA!




I will have to give it to him he did have some superior Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape skills. I must give him (or her, don't really care which!) a nod of respect for that. But in the end this one's S.E.R.E. instructor neglected to mention the fact that arrogance, overconfidence and sloppiness gets you killed when up against a patient and crafty opponent. This one failed to maintain a stealthy movement profile when in close contact with the enemy. So Feivel got got! By a mesh refuse container and two black t-shirt bags... And a lot of water!

Let them know who you ran up against. Who got you. In fact, show them a picture...




Funeral services were held at my garbage can outside. Internment will be at the Detroit Incinerator, where he will join many friends and relatives who have previously left this august institution...

That is all!

8 comments:

Miss Snarky Pants said...

LMFAO!!!! So you finally got em' huh?!?!?!

LadyLee said...

Yo man... you know they run in pairs.

So there may be another around!

And it's watching you walk back and forth. Probably giving you the *gas face* right now!

LOL!

Bananas said...

"As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him."
- William Shakespeare

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Yep he is finally a goner! And if he had companions, they betta get a clue.
That Billy S. sure had a way of saying stuff. How appropriate...

The Addict said...

Hilarious!

Freaky Deaky said...

B.I.H. (that's burn in hell to the uninitiated) Jerry! LOL!

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

LOL!

Beana said...

imma go on and break it to you. Fievel had a plan. He gave himself up to throw you off the trail of his family. You still got the wife and chillens to deal wit son lol

But damn this was funny!!!