I have decided to officially introduce you all to the crazed cast of characters that make up A Dyssturbed Mined. It is said that we are all many people. Well here are a bunch of the ones that you all meet every day.
The Second Sixty-Eight
"Just one quote? Shoot I got far too much material to do just one!"Characteristics:
- Good Natured
- High Spirited
- Megalomaniac
- Cocky (somewhat)
- Silly
- Outrageous
Brainz Mc Smarty
"What's wrong? I can probably help with that!"Characteristics:
- Genius
- Hopeful
- Selfless
- Big picture thinker
- Problem solver
- Tech support
- Computer geek
Mr. Suave Hoeman
"How are ya panties?"Characteristics:
- Charming
- Romantic
- Hyper sexualized
- Horny
- Somewhat vain
That Biker Dude
"A Box? How the hell you gonna try and put me in a box? There are only two kinds of boxes I like! Ones that contain gifts to me and ones I leave gifts in!"- Freedom loving
- Rebellious
- Sarcastic
- Somewhat scornful (check the almost hidden sneer)
- Smart ass
The Dark One
"You see what I am looking at. I see what I am looking at. Don't pretend you don't know what is on my mind already if you are tempted to ask!"- Goal oriented
- Unapologetic
- Impatient
- Cynical
- Elitist
- A touch arrogant
- Doesn't suffer fools well
Usama Bin Louie
"Pull up ya damn pants ya nasty little gay fucker!!!!"Characteristics:
He is so mean in fact that he wouldn't even let me post a picture! Tha Bastid!
Um... Usama here. That Sixty-Eight is a damn liar! I gave his punk ass a damn picture! I was even smiling real purty in it too! That fucka just didn't wanna admit that the scanner is fucked up and that Mr. Smarty Pants ass Brainz ain't figured out what the problem is yet! I may have to bitch slap Brainz until the scanner is working. Then I will post you my purty picture mydamnself!
And I don't know why Brainz didn't use a black background to match the blog on the placeholder. I wonder about him sometimes...
Usama OUT!
Uh yeah. Nice seeing ya Mr. Louie!
Fa real though. If y'all happen to meet him, and he is smiling... Y'all betta run! Cause I guarantee you the rest of us already did!!!
- Mean
- Conservative
- Judgmental
- Mean
- Evil
- Anti-social
- Military freak
- Gun junkie
- The Protector
- Just don't give a fuck!!!!!
He is so mean in fact that he wouldn't even let me post a picture! Tha Bastid!
Um... Usama here. That Sixty-Eight is a damn liar! I gave his punk ass a damn picture! I was even smiling real purty in it too! That fucka just didn't wanna admit that the scanner is fucked up and that Mr. Smarty Pants ass Brainz ain't figured out what the problem is yet! I may have to bitch slap Brainz until the scanner is working. Then I will post you my purty picture mydamnself!
And I don't know why Brainz didn't use a black background to match the blog on the placeholder. I wonder about him sometimes...
Usama OUT!
Uh yeah. Nice seeing ya Mr. Louie!
Fa real though. If y'all happen to meet him, and he is smiling... Y'all betta run! Cause I guarantee you the rest of us already did!!!
11 comments:
LOL You silly
I'll choose Biker Dude as my favorite. Only b/c I want to ride. Your bike. I know what you were thinking. lol
my azz is scared to leave a comment,lol
just kidding i wish Usama would come after Dreamy, then it would be on player, cause Ghetto Mary would have to get after that azzz
umhhh like i am so jealous of you, damn i wish i was creative,lol
this was cool honey!!!
@ Southern Gal - Well if Biker Dude don't let ya ride, Mr. Suave here got something for ya! Did Mr. Suave ever tell you how much he like the bootydo?
@ Hugalicious - Usama would smack Ghetto Mary on the ass and tell her to go and get him a cold beer and like it! Come to think about it, so would Biker Dude, and The Dark One, And TSSE... Brainz might think about it, but then if it was a margarita, then he would too, just wouldn't require that she like it.!
youz a fool. um, i would like to formally propose marriage to the biker dude. i have a thing for men with big helmets. ;)
Happy 300!
She I come around when it's important :-D
I love this post, if I was a blogger who did the picture of self thing I would steal the concept!
Hum, we might just have to hunt this Usama cat down. Of course if he's over 6'2" tall, wears white clothes and a red headdress, and hangs out in the desert we ain't never gonna find him.
He doesn't blend in with the landscape. We can't find people who don't blend in with the landscape
@ Nikki - Biker Dude likes the idea of your locks blowing around behind him on the 20, 85 and 75! Especially when you are talking about "helmets"!
See, this is what we get when we let Hoeman anywhere near the keyboard when the Haremites are around!
@ Ladynay - Good point. Of course that don't get you completely off the hook!
Ah give the pictures a shot. What the hey?
@ Terry - Well, he definitely don't fit in a desert landscape. And he definitely ain't over 6'2". And since he ain't cheating, the Haremites won't be running him down either.
But he did mention something about a nice fat Cohiba for you to "interrogate" instead of wasting your time looking for him...
ur a mess
that biker dude huh?
sounds like my other half
He is something special!
I like the biker dude pic best too!
lmao @ how are ya panties...you look waaaaaaaaaaaay too innocent in that pic to ask that!
lol @ usama. i've got one of those in here too...
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