I think I will have to blog inebriated every once in a while. Just to see how the madness that is me gets affected when the brain cells are happy and dying.
I think one of my favorite fantasies is to get busy with a woman of foreign birth just so I can hear say my name at that moment with her accent. Very sexy that!
You know I just remembered that Tom Jones was the shit when I was a little dude. I don't know why... Yeah I do. I may have to reintegrate him into my musical universe...
I think about 95% of my life has been spent in close proximity to a freeway. There were only two times I wasn't in close proximity. They include two weeks spent on the Narragansett Bay in Rhode Island. And when we lived on the east side with my aunt. Okay... now that I think about it less than five percent. Three of the places I lived were far enough away that I couldn't see one from the property. But even then they were always within a mile. Otherwise I am very used to hearing the sounds of cars going past in the summer. The closest was about two houses away. Currently about seven houses. Others, I could see it from the end of the sidewalk, from my side door, and the third building away where I could have seen down on the freeway from my bedroom window but there were other buildings in the way...
Why as I was just riding by in a car did an 8 year old little girl on a bike just flip me the bird? What the fuck is the world coming to? I hope she didn't think that muthafucka wasn't coming back though...
Me as President. Can ya see it? The President walking around with a harem that carries laptops and crackberrys with hidden pistols hidden in garters? Of course y'all would be the most famous bloggers in the world since CNN would be lurking ya sites! You know I would be called The Ghetto Prez because the first dog would be a Pit Bull!
Happy Birthday #54 to ME!
2 months ago
13 comments:
Can't believe a little girl flipped you the bird...
These chiiren done lost they damn minds [I tell ya]!!
You've been tagged by the way. Swing by my spot for the details.
Sooooo, I was driving in my neighborhood as well, and a lil' dude grabbed his nuts to me. Couldn't have made 12 and when i rolled my eyes at him, he simple stuck his tongue out in a licking manner....young kids are crazy.
You tryna be Prez now???! I could so see you with a Harem. lol
When I was younger I would mimic a British accent...I luv them! Get the wife some French lessons or Spanish lessons. It's either that or she kills you and miss missy with the foreign accent for doing the do.
Lol...kidz these days. No respect for their elders.
Love the idea of you being President! I definitely need to be the Secretary of something. Get on that.
Narragansett Beach...beautiful. Went there last summer for the first time.
Kids are off the chain these dudes. I have little boys trying to holla at me like they stand a chance. You ain't got no job man!
Hurry up on the Presidency. I want to be able to do what the f^ck I want to. Hell they doing it now.
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dont go messing with these lil kids man
they gon pull something out on you
@ Ms. B - I don't know what her problem is either. They are nutz these days.
I will be by real shortly...
@ Dfitz - Are you serious? You must be one fine mofo to get that reaction. Wrong as it was... If that had been my kid and I caught him you would have seen him rubbing his ass before you left eyeball range. SMDH.
And welcome newbie!
@ Diva - I ain't TRYING to be Prez. But...you know...
Count yourself as having scored brownie points with the wife. She called me to threaten to hit me over the head but she was too busy laughing at your response. And she also mentioned that she took Spanish. Since you got so much pull now, hows about persuading her to use that stuff. Or maybe some Portuguese lessons...
@ Addict - Yeah, these first and second (full) generation hip hop kids are something. Bastids!
We will have to come up with new cabinet posts just to fit everybody in. But you know I CAN get creative...
I bet the beach was something. Unfortunately the part I saw was on a naval base. When I was insane and thought the military life was for me...
@ Southern - Yeah, for real. At least get a paper route so you can spring for McRonalds and a flick!
You of course know that if I am to start my bid that I cannot officially support nepotism or cronyism... Officially...
@ Dejanae - If them little SOBs don't start none, there won't be none. They ain't that much smaller a target than their parents. I CAN hit center mass. My instructor said so... If they pull something out it better be some good sense...
CNN better comment or they'll find out quick how I feel about lurkers. If you become President I'd like to become Director of the Department of Leather, Latex, Lingerie, Sexy Panties, and other Fetish clothes. The press can call me the Freaky Czar.
That little girl deserved two coming back and flying rock to the back of her little nappy ghetto head.
Now that I think about it I've pretty much always lived near a freeway too.
Ok...Freaky, I was ROFL at your title! You're doing to much!
has anyone ever told you that you are out of your damn mind???? No??? well you are... and i love it...lol
what made you think of being prez... cause that thought needs to swiftly be removed and banned from your mental process...lol
Dang Freaky! I like your enthusiasm, but you are getting a little far reaching. I am with The Addict on that one... Because you know in MY administration those are separate and equal and important entities. On the other hand I may have a special spot for you. Something that goes cross department but not in or above any of them. Maybe I will make you the Director of Hoeland Security! That way you can throw your weight around and visit them all whenever you want!
Why Miss Desy, I never! Okay, I get that all the time. The title do not lie!
No Prez for me? Why ever not? What you afraid of? I promise I won't outlaw virginity! But by then that may not be a concern for you anyway!
And I think it was Terry and Queenie who got me going a few posts back...
lmao @ director of hoeland security...you are so friggin abby normal!!!
*seriously dying laughing*
Well you know me. And Freaky is my blog homie! You know I gotta hook him up!
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