Happy Birthday #54 to ME!
9 months ago
This is a collection of random rants. I got sh*t on my mind and it needs flushing on occasion. So I am lighting the candle and unfolding my newspaper. Don't bother knocking, I'll be out when I am done...
Posted by The Second Sixty-Eight at 12:00 AM
Labels: Blogger Love, Crazy Shit, Just Ranting, Lazy Blogging
18 comments:
LMAO I DO NOT SUCK!!!!!!
YOU LUCKY I HAVE THAT MUSKYDINE WINE IN ME CAUSE IT WOULD BE ON!!!!
ANWYWHO I WILL HAVE ONE TOMORROW EVENING. I HAVE TO DEFEND MYSELF SINCE MY ROOMATE, GO BYTCH(WHO IS LOCATED ON MY BLOG WROTE A POST ABOUT ME.
SO THERE GONNA BE A DEFENSE POST, CHECK OUT WHAT THE HEIFFER SAID ABOUT ME
DREAMY
Tell em' Dreamy!! Tell that sucka!! Bust him in the head with that wine bottle! Stomp that boy like Kane stomped Iyesha's cousin in Menance II Society. I'll get ta stomping when your leg get tired.
LOL!
Look here, bruh... I don't like blogging on the weekends. I got other ish to do!!!
I posted a LOOOONG post last night. Just to piss you off, cause I know you are not fond of long posts. LOL!!
YOU SUCK, 2nd 68! Really though.
And get the notion to put your foot where the sun don't shine if you want to. I got a pot of HOT grits here waiting just for YOU. Have you shaking every time you hear an Al Green song!
Yeah. And you you know my profession. Mess with me if you want to... I'll sprinkle a little something in your food. You'll wake up hacking, glowing in the dark and screaming like a woman!!
Don't test me, bruh!!
Public service announcement: Don't talk trash to the concubines of the harem, man!!
*Lee wiping sweat from brow*
Dude, you got my blood pressure up, got me all worked up on a Sunday morning. Ya busta. I'm finished blogging in your comment section.
So with that, you have a FINE Sunday. A very fine Sunday indeed.
**backing out slowly, making sure not to get hit in the process** This is too much violence for a Sunday morning.
@ Dreamy - I went by to spy on her. I almost can't wait until you get ya post on. Wit ya crunchy self...
Muskydine you say? I am gonna have to try that out. Anything that makes you so impaired that you can only see capital letters must be good!
Cause I know you weren't yellin' at me!
@ Ladylee - ::sigh:: I knew ONE of y'all was gonna be extra challenging!
Other ish? What? Other ish? And without me? And I am supposed to sympathize? You didn't come get me to go with ya!
And I read that long ass post. And since I wasn't cooking or waiting for meat to thaw, I read the whole inspiring thing in one sitting!
Hold up! I suck? I SUCK? Say that at point blank range and you may find out just how much!!!
Oh, the grits now? You betta throw some butta and cheeze off in them boys. And that betta be the only thing that throwin' and grits have going on together. Cause I don't mind reducing the harem by funeral! (see Slughurler Obsession)... And Some sausage and scrambled eggs would be nice too. Cause I know you can get your cook on!
You know I was about to screech the record here but da hell wit dat! Now you gonna use the profession on me? Aw hail naw! Hacking? Screaming like a woman? Oh no! (glow in the dark...Hmmm...) Since we gotta go to work... I will have your credit so damn messed up that you won't be able to pay attention. Your paychecks will become readers cause even Junebug's check cashing place won't take it. Unless you are attracted to the life of the baglady or living in a third world country...
Test? This wasn't even a pop quiz! What?
(wonder if she knows that the sweating thing is making me get a happy. Almost tempted to keep her going...She got my blood pressure up too! But in a good way!)
And you have a most wonderful Sunday too! In fact a sun shiny Sunday!
Um...
Oldgirl...
You do realize that you blogged this weekend and the post really didn't apply to you...
Apologies MAY be in order here...
If you bring some of that food from Serenity's house, I will make sure the back rub is extra relaxing (cause you work too hard). I may even rub your behind because that back flip didn't go off quite as planned...
Whatcha think?
@ Organized Noise - Well welcome to the madness!!! Come back soon!!!
*silence*
Uh, I know that post may have not applied to me, but I gotta represent for the harem, your fans, and the blog homies! LOL
You don't scare easily, do ya? Hot grits and threats of severe chemical poisonings ain't nothing to you, hunh...
*Lee kicks the hard Celie crooked finger point but then quickly puts hand down*
But then you had to go and talk about ruining an Oldgirl's credit. Shoot man, you win. Gotta keep my money tight. I won't touch your mailbox no more, Mister! Call me a sucka, wench, whatever, just don't mess with my bread.
LOL!!!
Man, I will have you know... I am SO far behind on posts because of recent long posts. Terribly behind. I'm gonna shock you with some short posts AND weekend posts. We are wireless now, so I can blog a bit harder now, enough so you'll have a public service announcement barking "LadyLee, shut up! You post too much! Get a life!"
LOL!!
Glad you read that Long ass post... Extra crabs and shrimp for YOU!
And I need to teach you a little something about multi-tasking and getting out of the house, instead of talking about how folk suck. Right now, I am washing clothes, reading a book, reading blogs, crocheting, watching Law and Order, working on a short story, AND baking cookies for a backyard party I'm hitting up in a couple of hours. Yesterday I hit up a graduation and hung out last night.... Multitask AND get out of the house, 2nd 68!! You're a popular dude-- spread your congenial self around your beloved Detroit!!!
@Organized Noise- it's all love, hon! WE gotta defend ourselves against such verbal abuse. Can't be going out like Celie!
Okay, ya got me with the poisoning. That is why I had to pull out my Eye-Tee card on ya! Nothing scarier than a nerd with a grudge! But you know that my little chemistry cupcake!
(No she didn't just Celie fanger me!)
** crickets ** (yeah, I stole some more...)
Short posts?
::looking up to make sure sky ain't purple or orange or green::
Reading a book, reading blogs AND watching Law and Order AT THE SAME TIME?!?!? I don't know...
I might have gotten out yesterday but for the lack of transport (non bicycle), deluge of rain (hence no bicycle riding) and the fact that I had no one here for mom. (currently I am a home care assistant - 24/7)
Cookies? Where is this backyard party we going to?
Lol...why do we have to suck? Why can't we just be busy? Last I checked, it was called living...
Ah! I see we got our first applicant for the foot treatment!
Wait a minute!!! You ALWAYS busy!
It was either you guys suck or I could have taken the whiny drunk "y'all don't love me" path. And I didn't think I could do that one without laughing through the whole thing! Especially since I was alcohol free at the time.
lmao i dont know why the caps was on last night.
i was so full of myslef. i had to have about 10 drinks in me plus some wine.
see this girl right here danced the whole night,lol
68: you know how to dance????
i love a man that likes to dance.
ohhhhh 68 Ms Ladylee is gonna whip that azz,lol
she sound like serious business,lol
anwyho honey i will definitely type my defense post tonight, cause she just took the whole bisuit thing to a whole nother level. damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
DANG!!!! 10 drinks AND some wine? And I didn't get in on that? Hmm... May have to revoke your membership... Okay I won't. As long as you enjoyed it for both of us.
I can't dance a lick. It was like a holiday when I danced at my own wedding. Can you find it in your heart to love me anyway?
Ladylee is cool. She just like to get her indignant on here and there. But we supergeeks understand each other... Besides, you supposed to be the law and order!
Dang! The biscuit thing done escalated! Gotta go see this! She might even get blogrolled!
I am CRYING at Dreamy's "all caps". Dang! Girl, you musta been tore up off that muscadine wine! Was it homemade!!!? I have an opened bottle of muscadine wine in the fridge and after what you said, I want NO parts of THAT. 10 drinks? And Dreamy, you could still type a sentence? DAYUM!!!
Ten drinks and I'm typing like:
"EaUsH# oaecuODME equcf3ja#"
Non decipherable, non-legible waking up with face,slob, and vomit all up in the keyboard!! LOL
Dude, I'm glad you didn't go out and ride the bike in the rain. People would have been pointing. . . and laughing. That is not a good look!
2nd 68, take care of Mama. You don't suck for that, man. I will be sure to post something every weekend, even if it is a quote or a picture...
Either that, or I will come over and blog out of control in your comment section (hopefully you won't ban me like the Freakmaster Freaky Deaky!)
*LadyLee picking grits out of
2nd 68's fro and handing 2nd 68 gauze and ointment for 2nd degree grits burn*
*. . .and she hands him the antidote for the cyanide laced baked potato he just ate.*
Boy, you (and that Dreamy) have given me some GOOD laughs today!
See. I didn't wanna say anything about all them drinks and then the wine and then online. I just hope she didn't send any text messages to anybody...
10 drinks and some wine and I wouldn't even been able to find a keyboard much less type, slobber or upchuck on one... Some nookie maybe. But then I might not have been able to use that either! But it would have been all I was searching for aside from a bed!
Yeah. I don't think riding in the rain would have been too enjoyable. Unless I was crying..."I want to go outsiiiidddddeee. In the rain..."
I try to do my best for mom.
And you would never get banned unless you were spamming my comment section. Of course if you send Freaky your IP he will unban you.
You know I was starting to think you were trying to get alternate days off until you tried to do my evil twin in. I guess he will be okay after his stomach settles. You might get an extra day off anyhow... (or is he the GOOD twin?)
lmao off at you and ladylee, i can hold my liquor very well
plus the ten drinks were some sweet stuff, with malibu rum and pineapple, childs play
now that muskadine wine is some serious shyt right there, i only had one glass of that. thats some good stuff
Ladylee can you send your bottle my way,lol
but yall i danced the whole night away and most of the liquor out of my system.
and 68 ill email you the blog i was gonna send but to keep the peace i aint gonna start shyt or maybe i will who knows. i get tired of playing the nice guy all the time,*sigh*
OK...I'm mad as hell that I can't hear or join in with the trash talking until later.
I'll be back though...
that's my warning!
@ Dreamy Da Lush - Hell 10 drinks of anything is enough to make most livers pack bags! I bet that was rather interesting to see though. You dancing around with a drink in ya hand all night!
Wait, the blog you were GONNA post? You mean you posted a different one?
All I can say about that biscuit is MEOW!!!!
@ Diva The Weekender - I as always anticipate your arrival!
Warning?
(Dang work bloggers...)
I only blog five days a week and I'm half crazy as it is...
Can you imagine if I started blogging during the weekend too?!?!?!
No???
You're not buying it...this is just another bullshyt excuse [you say}??
Fine...Nevermind [LOL]
I blog on the weekends once in awhile. I used to blog a lot on the weekends but no one was reading but the lurkers and we all know they don't comment so I stopped. If my weekend hits and comments go up I may do some weekend posts but as it is why put in the effort if no one's going to comment until Monday or later anyway.
Other than that I agree with you. LOL
Well Ms. B. since YOU said it and not me...
Freaky my man, I see you got a firm grasp of the situation!
Maybe I will save my good stuff for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights and either be conspicuously absent or serve up fluff Monday thru Thursday. Of course that would tend to reward Monday Morning readers...
Guess I will keep the madness as it is. Fluid...
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