Scrabbler!

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

(Wait till you see the last one)!



DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER



DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT



THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE



GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE



THE MORSE CODE :

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS



SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME



ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY



ELECTION RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT



SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S



A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE



THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE



ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:



MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER



Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay

Too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).