Some Shyt

You know it occurred to me that sex can be a costly thing if you are a guy on Viagra and you need a hooker to use it!

Spam is getting out of hand. These damn spambots aren't even creating subject lines that make sense anymore. Don't the dumbasses who USE the spambots realize I can fucking read?

It just occurred to me (again) that I am glad I learned to read. Otherwise I would be stuck watching the fresh stinking piles of crap they call TV programming. Instead I get to read all of the wonderful things that you all write for me (and others). Reading IS fundamental!

I can go on record and say that I am a tit man. However, today was the first time that I have ever seen more than one linear foot of cleavage in person. It was unbelievable. More important it was unbelievably tacky. Usually such a sight would generate lust and thoughts of the possibilities that such a great amount of breast meat would inspire. This time it was morbid fascination that made me look more than once. Kinda like watching a train wreck or something. I have said before that there could never be too much. However it is possible to show too much. This I know now.