Sometimes we do things in private that we would be horribly embarrassed to do in front of others. Makes you wonder why we feel that way. For that matter, it makes you wonder why you DO such things in the first place. Is that inner child trying to escape? The inner crazy person escaping to the surface? I am not really sure which, but the inspiration for this post goes a little something like this...
TSSE is just sitting here blogging. A moment of wandering mind turns into a moment of wandering eye. That eye spy a fly. And a few buddies. So TSSE gets up and locates a discarded foam plate. Tsse starts dancing on the balls of his feet. TSSE goes all Andre Agassi (because he swung with attitude too) up in here on they asses. Whap! Boom! Pow! Right out the freakin' door they asses go! Suddenly a beat drops in the background. TSSE is tempted, even obligated to bust a lyric now! Like to hear it? Here it go:
This is the life of a
The life of a
FLY HITTA
FLY HITTA
FLY HITTA
Yyyyeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!
How do you embarrass yourself in private?
Happy Birthday #54 to ME!
2 months ago
2 comments:
lmaoooooooooooooooooo...oh that was too funny.
smh, but still snickering
sounds like the life of a crazy person...hearing beats in his head and swatting flys like it's the U.S. open
lol
too damn funny!!!!! i can just picture that right now and laugh my ass off again!
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