Things learned in the last 48 hours:
- My fears that I could possibly be one of those tacky, sad and sorry ass men who treat women like cum dumpsters is pretty much unfounded. Based on the general consensus from the answers on my last post, I am on the right track. Now to educate these other fools...
- Saving is absoultely a priority! Even if Blogger saves every damn time you stop typing or one second, you still can lose things. Dammit!!!!
- Insomnia is not a good thing to have land on ya! I am usually rolling in the bed deep into the morning hours. Racing the sun to my bed is not unusual for me. But today for some strange reason I lost that race. By a wide margin. I think it was near nine before the bed and sleep took me away. And I was up before noon coffee. This crash is gonna catch me but good!
- No matter what, some muhfuggas are just gonna try you. Even if you have already established that there is no way that they are ever gonna win as long as you are breathing and healthy. Numerous times...
- Dreamy has it in for me. She did them song lyrics knowing I wasn't gonna leave them alone! And if I hadn't already been there to try my hand at it, she would be coming to threaten me to do so! You know what I am saying to be true! I am glad there is love there! And here is something from the 80's you and Southern Girl can get up and boogie to!
- The other Haremite that likes to threaten me also has demanded things of me. I know not to disobey the Oldgirl. Especially when grits are involved. So things will get positively Smurfy up in here! Y'all know what that means... Yep! I am gonna pick on you all! Hope y'all like blue...
- There truly is a God in heaven. If not there truly is an unseen force that guides all things good. If not karma does indeed somehow work, however strangely. I say this because, the nephew who I recently wrote about had a job offer turn into job! That is right folk! He can get his own damn gas money because he is gonna get his own damn cheddar! Off to Minnesota to meet his work crew, then off to Cali and after that other parts unknown! He won't be in town for his birthday. Nor will he be in town for his son's VERY first birthday. Sucks yeah. But better to miss his arrival than his continued care and welfare. Hey... You said two hours dude? Why you still in town?
- I picked the right group of ladies for The Harem. I can always count on the goodness from them.
- And I may have to add another Homie or two.
- And I need a good drink. Or seven. Aside from The Ultimate Margarita from Champps, I am taking suggestions on the other six. As long as they do not require cognac and a mixer...
22 comments:
Straight Jack.
That works for me.
Well until I give it up for good soon. Now JD can be all yours. It'll bend you.
ohhhhhh you know me so well dont you,lol
yeah i especially did that post for you!!!
and i aint gonna lie i am very disappointed that you did not get number 1. i just knew you knew that one,lol
ohhhh well and who are these blog harems you are talking about????
guess i just have to wait and see,lol
and you know Ladylee dont play, she wont even make me my blanket :(
some people are definitely gonna try you, trust i get it all the damn time. make me wanna snap on somebody i tell you, but imma be good,lol
happy the nephew got his lazy arse a job, now he can leave you alone and you can have the entertainment all to yourself, haaaaa
have a wonderful morning and try to get some rest. i know about that insomnia trust!!!
Well I've been told when you can't sleep at night...God is trying to tell you something...sometimes...I say "what's up God"...and I certainly end up with a word from him...Peace & Blessings
@ TBB - Whooo! You definitely get ya drink on! That is some serious whusky! I don't think I am on the level of the Jack drinkers yet. Especially not after I saw one dude take a birthday drink of Jack once. It was a full fifth when he put it up to his lips. It was a half a fifth when he said "Ahhhhh!!!" Needless to say he got his crab walk on shortly afterward! I got a bottle of that in my virtual bar, right next to the bottle of Golden Grain!
@ Dreamy - Uh... Somebody please scratch the record and cue the crickets!!!
Dreamy dear, I am gonna need you to step away from the hair chemicals and not stroll down that aisle when you are in the store.
You are smack dead in the middle of a blonde crisis!
Don't worry! We can get through this!
I have added a new page element named "Label Me". There you will find the tags to all the posts (that I bothered to tag anyway). There are two posts that pertain to the Blog Harem. Including the one that mentions you by name! And one about the Blog Homies too!
I am disappointed I didn't get it either! You just don't know. I gotta go and cruise over to see what the ones I didn't manage to get were...
Ladylee didn't say she wasn't gonna make one. She just said you needed to give her GOOD reason to invest a work week's worth of time or so.
Yeah, people, and especially dogs! Mine was having an outta body experience the whole day and he made me want to make that permanent for him. That terrible two's shit is definitely not cute on a seven year old pit bull!
Hey Ms. Kitty! Slipped in while I was commenting on the slow!
Hmmm... Something to ponder...
I am definitely stealing this idea...don't worry, I'll give you credit! lol
Why did I think #2 was about saving MONEY?! Yes, saving on blogger is essential. Though I've saved stuff and still had some wackness happen. I don't miss blogger at all...ok I'm lying. Just a wee bit!
I am soooooooo happy for the nephew...bout time!!
"If it isn't love. Then why do I feel this way. Why do she stay on..my mind". That's more like it. I can groove to this.
I don't trust the automatically save feature. Blogger is too janky.
**doing a backflip** Nephew got a job!
@ Diva - Now you know that Blog Jacking is an old tradition between us! As long as my name gets some lights...
I wish #2 was about money. Then I would have some...
I agree about nephew.
@ Southern Girl - I thought you would like that one! Did you check them moves? They still got some of that. Not bad for a buncha old guys!
1. I don't think you treat women that way, no matter how irate I was. (Trust, I wouldn't even read your blog, man.) But you and Op. Diva ARE responsible for getting my postman in trouble (I reported that fool), and we have gathered a few bricks and decided to bumrush the idiot across the street who blatantly opens his door and eyeballs us EVERY single time we come home. He's catching a brick in the head next time. Bust him up first, ask questions later. HUMPH. (I need ya'll to keep the posts smurfy!)
2. I've lost WHOLE posts to the blogger monster. And you know how longwinded I am. HOURS of work just gone. GEEZ.
3. I have insomnia isshas. Tylenol PM will knock your ass down. Also, if you want something that will help you sleep good, but won't have you all jacked up in the morning, try bay leaf tea. There's a chemical in bay leaves that will knock you out. 3 bay leaves in a cup of hot water for 5 minutes. Will have you sleeping so good, that you won't remember dreaming.
4. Tell em what I tell em-- "Go sit on a TACK!"
5. See, Dreamy had a contest and didn't even tell me. HUMPH. I woulda got ALL those songs!
And Southern Girl has an, uh, strange birthday tribute coming up on my blog on Monday. I'm going to piss her off REAL good. LOL!!
6. Ain't my fault you act a jack sometimes. Keep it smurfy, man, and the grits will be on your plate and not in your hair. (But on the real, YOU do YOU. I would love to see some scientific posts. Much obliged.)
7. HOORAY for nephew!!
8. Yeah, I love the harem ladies. I would love them more if they would help me in the kitchen instead laying around satisfying YOU. HUMPH.
9. I read that wrong earlier. I raised an eyebrow because I thought you were adding dudes to the Harem. *Oldgirl peering curiously at 2nd 68*. But I see otherwise. (Thank the Lawd).
10. O'Douls non-alcoholic premium beer in the green bottle. Shut up, and pretend that there's some liquor there.
@ Dreamy... Like I said, let me know when you're having a baby. I'll gladly make a blanket. Otherwise, you are on my list for a regular one. Go over to my email and email me your favorite colors. How about that? Might be 10 years from now, but I will get to you sooner or later.
Okay, I have blogged in your comment section again. I will keep it SHORT next time. LOL!
@ Ladylee - Then consider your postman one more brotha on my list of fools to help get edumacated! You ain't gonna sing no Pink Floyd before you send it sailing are ya?
Hmmm... BLT.
Dang @ you missing the contest!
La LA la la la laaaa. La la la la laaaaaaa....
Um.. No dudes in The Harem thanks!
O'Douls? Are ya serious? All the fat and none of the high? They taste good but um... Come on! You couldn't have said something like a Blue Mutha Fucka or a Sandy Ass Crack? (I am sure somebody done invented the second one...)
You had me baffled for a minute! I'm thinking what has saving money got to do with blogger? Then the penny dropped!! **got it now!!lol** I've had my fair share of mishaps with Blogger....saving is most definitely a MUST!
Well done on nephew getting a job!
Let's not even go there with insomnia....I've had my fair share of this crap too!
see, i am SO happy i have never had a night where i could not make myself fall asleep (even if i wasn't tired)... somehow, i get there....
and you are a wonderful guy.. and blog friend too... the bery best
@ Tom_Gurl - I can only hope to find out about that saving money thing one day, until then...
Strangely, about that weird bout of insomnia, I think I got caught up since I wrote this post. Crashed out about 10 last night, got up around six in the a. Crashed at six in the p and rearose at 10 in the p.
@ Desy - Well my dear I think you are pretty well light on the stress if you find sleep that easy.
You know making me blush like that tends to generate random and unexpected hugs!
Grey Goose & tonic is a great summery, refreshing drink!
Grey Goose martinis with SEVERAL olives is DIVINE! Just don't have 3 in an hour (not that I know *lookin' 'round whistlin'* ;-).
I can't be in your Harem - that would be incest seein' as you're my long lost Brother I alwayz wanted, 2nd 68;-)
GG and Tonic huh? Hmmm...
Just straight Vodka Martinis? Mine would be boring because I gots no love for olives.
Don't have three you say? I will do four just to keep the number even...
Too late! You can't weasel outta The Harem now! You STUCK!!!! So suck it up and get with the duties as assigned. Which are mainly you continuing to be you and hanging around here on occasion fairly regularly...
lmao
im confused, what did i dooooo????
why i had to get the blond moment, can you please explain,lol
lmao as i am typing this!!!!
See! That right there!!! That is the blondeness! Especially since I explained why you are having a blonde moment!
Okay...
Dreamy: "ohhhh well and who are these blog harems you are talking about????
guess i just have to wait and see,lol"
TSSE: "I have added a new page element named "Label Me". There you will find the tags to all the posts (that I bothered to tag anyway). There are two posts that pertain to the Blog Harem. Including the one that mentions you by name!"
Meaning that I done posted about The Blog Harem and you happen to be in it!!!
you know how we do it in CALI...I got them 40's on deck..LOL
Praise God on your nephews blessings..I love to hear praise reports, God is always in the blessing business.
Fo' Sho'!
ohhhhhhhh!!!!
lmao
my bad,lol
i so sorry, thanks honey
you are such a sweetie pie for adding me
but a bit of an azz for the blonde comment,lol
Wait... I am an azz because YOU were having the brain fart?
Nice! :^p
You are too funny for your own good. Oh it's been a minute since Dreamy and I hit champs!
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