Imagine me in a room with some of these.
A few of these...
These two trophies.
And these two trophies.
And the two trophies holding all those trophies (sans clothing naturally). The net of course is imaginary...
If you don't see that the way I do then...
Leave their clothes on and congratulate them for bring home the goods from England! AGAIN!!!!
Happy Birthday #54 to ME!
2 months ago
18 comments:
what are we gonna do with you???? you are a mess i tell you, just a nasty lil thing you, lol
MEN!!!!!
Still thinking bout' thos undressed trophies.
Doubles anyone?
*LadyLee hands cast iron skillet, pot of boiling grits AND a rolling pin to Mrs. 2nd 68*
Bust that sucka upside his head, Ma! I'll follow up with the HARD stomp to the grill. Dreamy'll shoot him in the kneecaps.
Get your mind out the gutta, boy!
I tell you. Ain't NOTHING in the world like watching those two sisters FROM THE HOOD compete against each other for the championship, especially on that ol' elite Wimbledon grass! The first time that happened some years ago, I cried like a baby.
Go Venus and Serena!!!!!
@ Dreamy - Who me? Nazty? Nah! Just "mannish"!
@ The Brown Blogger - Ya heard? I could volley all day. Play a serious net game (so I don't miss anything).
@ Ladylee - Dangit Ladylee!!!! Didn't I mention to you that drinking haterade is expressly forbidden for Haremites?
Well FINE! Have it YOUR way. The Williams Amazons are off the hook. You, Dreamy (should she choose to side with ya) and The Mrs. are up. Grab ya rackets and ya Birfday Suits! You know, those brown ones I really like... But y'all gonna need to cop them trophies though!
(I tell ya, never satisfied...)
I love those two. They make tennis really cool to watch. While they dominate they are not perfect. So rooting for them is not a guarantee that your fave will win. I like that... I just hope this means they are both back full time as tennis players. If they are, then I can see them ranked 1 and 2 very soon!
I'll take the naked trophies please!
I never usually watch tennis, but something about those sisters makes me sit and observe. Truly amazing.
Now you, Rah-some, and Brown need to go sit in the corner.
Fugg it, ladies like to have fun too, Garnett, Pierce, hell the whole Celtics team, two trophies, Championship and MVP. No uniforms........You may be on to something!!! Of course this is san Pierce pubic face hair that sometimes occurs, eww.
See...I knew there was a reason I liked Mags. The Celtics...naked you say??? I'm there! Make it happen!! I do want to get at Pierce about that tacko meat on his face though!
The sisters definitely make Tennis fun to watch. After all these years they are STILL bringing home the bacon. Get it girls!
Hey Baby. The hell with them two muscle bound chicks. When can I expect my throphy for that contest I won last week or so. I thought you would have mailed it by now. But I see you too busy playing with balls watching them gals on tv run up and down the court in them short skirts. Well you let me know cause I was planning a party to celebrate me winning. You knows we take any chance we get to have a Chitterling & Collard Green Party down these parts. Take care now.
Signed
Ruthie Ann
Hifive Magnolia.
I started watching tennis the day I was flipping channels and came across a sista with beads in her hair putting the beat down on her competitor. (Excuse my run on sentence). I learned that day her name was Venus and she had a sister that was going to give her a run for her money. Ever since then, I've been a fan of both sisters.
Now James Blake needs to get his act together.
@ Rah-some - See. That's what I am talking about! I guess you ARE Rah-some!
@ Magnoliapeachschnapps - Corner? Whatchu trying to say. Now if they happen to be competing for some title and in the buff, I will make sure I bring a keg and the three of us WILL be in that corner throwing tennis balls to the server!
I see you got into the spirit! Although that is a Dyssturbing mental image... But I will make sure PP shaves before I send them over... I ain't mad atcha!
@ Diva - Just make sure to warn me away from the Celtic party.
Them girls make me proud to be from the hood! Excuse me... Women!
@ Ruthie - You see what had happened was... Well no excuse really. But what you CAN do is take any suitably trophy like item you have laying around the house (I know you got a few) and sit it in the middle of the table and tell erebody why you "won" it! Can't have the party on hold for lack of a theme and a centerpiece!
@ That Gal - I am with you on James Blake. I used to hope the same thing about Chanda Rubin.
Serena is the main reason I even watch tennis. Between that sexy ass grunting, that sexy ass ass of hers, and those outfits she wears she can handle my balls anytime she wants. I kinda wish the team of stylists that worked on Serena would move onto Venus. As long as they don't try to get me to subscribe to the Watchtower they can both get it. Singles, doubles, or any other way they want it.
You better leave thos balls and chicks alone
@ Freaky - Yep! And then some!
@ Suite B - Never!!! Gotta gotta!!!
hmmmm, tennis balls, rackets, and trophies... what else does the 2nd 68 world need? oh yeh
'Let's get ready for sexy tiiiiiime' (the announcer proclaims)
I'mma need you to go and get in the nearest corner for this one!!
YOU.ARE.A.NUT...LOL
I'm right there with you! Wouldn't have wanted to see the finals any other way.
For them, you know it has to be no stress; almost like practice. I mean, you get all the way to the end and you think, "I'm playing my sister!" That has to be a damn good feeling!
sixty eight...i'm gone for a few months and come back to you cheating on me? ain't THAT a bitch?!?
uh, if i was a dude, i'd fuck 'em...
@ Desy - Heh, heh, heeeeehhhh! You can be my announcer anytime!
And if I didn't know better, I would think your blog title is in danger of a revision...
@ The Addict - Most definitely! And then to turn around and play together and put the smack down on some more candy asses! Classic!
@ Nikki - Ni... Nikki? NIKKI? Is that really you?
Um... See what happened is...
And that FEW MONTHS part...
And...
Welcome back! You are back right?
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