Saturday, December 08, 2007

Da Hell?

Why do you nutcases out there in bloggerworld post a link to ya damn Myspace page and then set ya fukkin' profile to private? That is like walking up to somebody and telling them you got a secret and then walking the hell away! I see I ain't they craziest nut in this Snickers bar!

Since when did being homeless turn into a job? I ain't saying that folk don't have problems. But when I see the same grimy hand at the same damn joints for two damn years, I consider that something of an issue.

2 girls 1 cup. Curiosity can be such a dangerous thing! Now I wish I hadn't wondered what the hell folk were talking about. That shit is gross and nasty. And yeah the pun was intended too! Y'all will have to excuse me. I will now go to be sick...

More later... Consider yourself threatened!

15 comments:

Jazzy said...

LMAO...that's what you get for being so damn nosey!

I asked first. Once someone told me, I knew I didn't need to see it. Just thinkkkkkking about it is nauseating!!!

I don't understand why people advertise their myspace page and then make them private either.

CHA CHA said...

I have a myspace page and yes its private and yes if you go back to it at this point it shouldnt be. GO take a look, sorry for the inconvenience. ANNNNND you are right, its completely pointless

I still havent seen that video, I will take everyone elses word for it though..LOL

Miss Snarky Pants said...

MUST...NOT...GOOGLE...THE WORDS: "TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP"

LMAO

Maaan...try as we may, curiosity is one strong muh fukka!!!

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

That "chocolate sundae" part was enough for me. I just couldn't get my hand to work fast enough to stop the madness. I am one freaky muhfugga, but damn! I am still a babe in the bush compared to some of these... deviants!

@ Ms. - You are sooooo right. On both things you said.

@ Poca - I understand, you needed time to take the booty shots from your camera phone off before unleashing the rest of the site on the world. Put ya booty pics on Crushspot! Besides you too fine to be all private and shyt!
Believe me though, you ain't the only one with the private page. Not by far. Hell some bloggers treat their pages like it is some trendy ass club or something. I will put them on blast later! Right now I gotta go add somebody to my friends list on Myspace! LOL!

@ Diva - You ain't gotta rub it in though! I thought you loved me! I had heard about such things. Even about mummification with scat and all. But seeing it is a whole different thing! Kinda makes the visual of that whole Hot Carl thing something rather different!

Nina MM said...

So you saw 2 Girls 1 cup, huh? I don't know what's worse -- that such a video is in existence, or that I was completely desensitized by it. Disgusted, yeah. But not outraged.

See what you did Adam when you fell? Oy.

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Yeah, far too much of it.

I would have to go with the desensitized. Giving out hugs here. And I know where you can get a few more...

Mizrepresent said...

I hear ya on the Homeless Entrepreneurs'...i get the same here! "No such thing as spare change...get yo azz a spare job"...the late great Robin Harris...and it's still funny and relevant today.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to think I have a strong stomach but when I saw that 2 girls shiggedy, my food was damn near close to coming up. I just sat there saying why would they want to do this....

Rashan Jamal said...

Okay, I'll bite. Lemme see what this thing is all about although I can already tell I'm gonna regret it.

You are so right about the private MySpace adverts.

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

@ Ms. - This particular uh..."homeless entrepreneur" plies her "trade" at the big intersection nearby. One where the big four fast food joints (in da city) are located. I can rarely go to McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's or KFC without looking at the same damn grimy palm. And the freaky part is that she is a white chick! I live in Da Hood! WTF? I bet her ass is rich as hell!

@ Fresh - I see you are EXACTLY in the same space as I with that crazy mess. I thought I had stones too, but damn...

@ Rashan - No! Don't go! Don't go down the dark hallway with no light where the strange noises come from Ensign Jones!!!

Beana said...

some of us have stalkers. u know, ex husbands who get correctional officers to pull up myspace and say hey aint my wife pretty. So when u see that its private, just send a lil message and vu-wa-la...ur added and can be included.

LOL

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Ah. I ain't gotta worry about that because I can pull up my own Myspace page and say "Hey look. Ain't my blogger buddy so pretty and all?" Guess there are advantages to being in the club...

But if you trying to be incognegro, why post your link? That is the real question.

Beana said...

oh ok well in that case


"da hell???"

LOL

CHA CHA said...

LMAO, dont put 'em on blast...If you do see a forgotten ass shot up there I am not to blame..LMAO, just kidding

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Okay. No blasting... Maybe...

Then who would I blame for the forgotten ass shot then? I wouldn't be pointing fingers anyway. My eyes though...