You know it occurred to me that sex can be a costly thing if you are a guy on Viagra and you need a hooker to use it!
If a dog is going to town licking his own ass, is it because they don't have toilet paper in dogworld or because he enjoyed his last meal THAT much?
Why do people wanna share when they find something that stinks most horribilius? Is it because they for some reason think that their own nose is a chronic liar or something?
I am thoroughly convinced that money is wasted on the old and youth is wasted on the young. Think about it.
If you think that God doesn't have a sense of humor then peep this. One of the most fun things to do in the world is REPRODUCTION. However the little beings that result are just as much NOT fun raising their little ungrateful asses as they were to make.
I still do not understand this younger generation. Why is having your ass outside of your pants a cool thing? Is game that lacking these days that they have to show some skin before anybody will even listen?
Something occurred to me recently regarding masturbation. Those who would tell you that it is bad are some selfish and jealous sumbitches. I say this because they are pissed that another person can enjoy sex WITHOUT their asses being involved. How self centered is that? "How dare you get off without my participation!!!"
I think that weed should be legalized. The main side effects are lethargy and obesity. Which if you think about it, a large portion of the weed smokers are already either fat or lazy bastards anydamway! Outlaw tobacco! Hell the high ain't as good, it stinks just as bad and is more addictive! You do the math!
Happy Birthday #54 to ME!
10 months ago
4 comments:
LOL!
Sounds like the kids, the dog and the lack of having wifee within arms reach are wearing your patience thin.
Don't know what to say about the wacky tobacky though.
Don't act like I ain't on to something. I was gonna include alcohol in that tirade too but I like a little spirits once and again.
Yeah...you like to drink beer. Yuck! Disgusting *quietly gags*
What about wine? Wine is good. I would actually miss that more than beer. Okay I would miss a really good Margarita too.
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