Today I have resolved to get with a list of the following:
Some of this
Some of this
Some of this
Some of this
Some of this
Some of this
Some of this
AND Some of this
I have to say, it be a good day!
Oh yeah!
And
April Fool's Muhfuggas!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday #54 to ME!
9 months ago
13 comments:
Okay, my reaction was, "Homie's gonna get his ass beat by his wife."
Having said that however, er-ah, some of those things are looking...shall we say...attractive.
Wasn't it your wife that beat up two women after they hit her car??? Yeah...you lookin to get seriously hurt by the wife.
Hopefully this is all an April Fool's joke!!!
*side eyeing you on my way out*
@ Terry - Definitely attractive. It was the Remy and the Weed Bikini wasn't it?
@ Diva - Actually there were three of them asking for an ass whoopin' that day. I just booty blocked the third one because it would have really gotten ugly otherwise.
Yes. This is a joke. I don't smoke at all. Hate it in fact. May make an exception for the right bag of weed though...
While The Wife isn't QUITE as well endowed as the first two, she ain't got nothing to worry about since I am more satisfied than she is about her "configuration".
Now that picture of Mariah... that pretty much represents a good day. Get my hands on that Remy, and a shower head and that plan can get into motion. A half drunken, stacked, wet, naked/mostly naked and likely horny woman in close proximity is not a bad thing to have...
Damn...
I was looking forward to the aftermath of that ish! You could have optioned that into a good, 3 hour Hollyhood tale.
If I ever end up back on the single side of life. My hoe nature will kick in and of course I will post it at length!
Hey! I got her! The Wife finally came by and saw it! She was sitting there with her mouth open in shock! She had to call me and tell me about it! She laughing now! But she was thinking of duct tape when she was looking at the post!
That weed bikini is the bomb LOL Nice blog folk. Do come by and chk me out one day and welcome to the blogosphere, and if u like what u read, maybe u will consider adding me to your blog roll.
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I want that daddy
LMAO @ Diva giving you the side eye on the way out.
Dang, I think I envy that first chick. LOL
I don't smoke, but an apple martini would do me just fine. LOL
@ Torrance - I will have to come by then!
@ Queenie - I think Diva's default eye configuration is in side eye mode.
Wait...
We having apple martinis? Well let's get this party started!
Hold up Hillary! Weren't you the one with the seriously thick thighs and wide baby makin' hips? Where is the envy coming from? Huh? Do tell!
Okay, I see you. Is this what your sub conscious wanted yesterday? LOL
I was bout to get out the bat. I was like no he didnt. then I saw it was a joke. lol cause bruh, you were about to get nana an me up there fighting. you know how I feel about folks cheating. lol
ha i missed the joke. but ur um, when is it eva sexy to take pics on da toilet???
when did that become cute?
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