Why is that little fucker still alive?
Why am I getting the "side eye" when I look at Diva's blog?
Why is this post so damn hard to write?
Why am I turning into a cantankerous old man?
Why am I NOT turning into a dirty old man?
Why must I feel like that?
Why must I chase the cat?
Why did these assholes install The Matrix 2.0 and give me all these damn problems?
Why ask why?
Why not?
Why are you thinking me strange at this point?
Why can't we be friends?
Why does exit 187 let off in my neighborhood?
Why did the extremely efficient City of Detroit just put a NEW no parking sign up in front of my crib and remove the one sixty feet away?
Why do the assume that the folk who park in front of my house on the regular are merely nearsighted?
Why do I feel that just cost about $50 in tax money to do?
Why don't the media get up outta Kwame's ass for a minute and investigate that shit?
Why are the Pistons trying to make me hate basketball?
Why didn't I get to be 7 feet tall with a killer hook shot?
Why the hell didn't the Lions draft Mike Hart?
Why did he have to go to to the Colts who I am so not interested in watching?
Why did the rest of my questions suddenly fade away?
Why, why, WHY?????????
Happy Birthday #54 to ME!
2 months ago
13 comments:
LOL!!! My side eye is MUCH meaner. I had to tone it down some!
Why must you feel like that, why must you chase the cat? Well it's nothing but the DOG IN YOU!!! LOL
Ummm...I think you're strange because...well...you are! But I like strange, so you'll always be cool with me homie!
Gee thanks... Unqualified strange. You know if you weren't like my blog boo or something, it would be: Bang! Zoom! Right to the moon!
You know that picture is just a touch creepy though...
The Pistons don't do anything the easy way.
I'm turning into a cantankerous, dirty old man so I'm good and proof positive that you can be both.
Short of someone clubbing baby midgets with a bag full of dead puppies I don't think the media will so easily be diverted from Kwame.
Knowing Detroit that cost $250 minimum. LOL
1. Because he has superior, "survival, evasion, resistance and escape" skills.
2. Because that's the way she took the picture.
3. Because writing, much like pimpin', is hard.
4. Because the more you see, the more there is to take issue with.
5. Because your Wife would execute you.
6. It's nothin' but the dawg in you.
7. Because that's what a dawg does.
8. Because they could.
9. Because you're bored.
10. Because you want to avoid death or injury.
11. Because I know strange, I'm strange, and so are you.
12. Because you aren't a thirty-something white actor.
13. Because it comes between exits 186 and exit 188.
14. Because the Motor City doesn't care. They're too busy texting.
15. See previous answer.
16. Because you're an optimist. It's a City project. It has to cost a least a $1,000 to put up a sign.
17. Because everyone likes a player.
18. Because basketball is a game best left to professionals. (Go Lakers!)
19. Because your parents weren't tall enough.
20. Because the Lions front office is full of Neanderthals that think football is played with rocks.
21. Because the colts front office is full of really smart guys who thing Indianapolis deserves a good football team.
22. Because you forgot them.
23. Because. Because. Because.
@ terry -im mad u took the time to do all that.lol
the answer to all those questions is
why not?
@ Freaky - I see where you are coming from...
@ Terry - His SERE skills won't make his demise on these premises any less painful. Basketball is a game for professionals, and the Lakers will meet some before this is through...
And I like the way you put the thing about the Lions.
@ Dejanae - Why why not?
I did a post like this a while back... I love asking why?
Then you missed my previous why rant.
Nothing wrong with asking why...at least you're asking something?
Why am I on your MIA list? Lol!
I don't know [LOL]...but damn if you don't got me over here CTFU!!!!
@ My Addiction - So true. You can still see the other lists? You are actually in my NEW blogroll that updates as folk post. Besides if you had to ask why you were on the MIA list then dear you are missing more than "In Action"!
@ You non behaving one - I do aim to entertain...
LMAO why ask why?
Why didn't I get to be 7 feet tall with a killer hook shot? nobody wants to boink with a 7 foot tall man thats why..LMAO
why cant we be friends? thats my shyt...I love that song
Why must I chase the cat? Cause if you hit it with your car you get something like 1000 points..LOL
Why am I not turning into a dirty old man? Cause R Kelly has that position on lock!
Ah why not?
They do. Especially if he got MAD bank!
War is cool in this case.
How many more points will I get if I run over it with a bike. You know the skill shot bonus?
You right. R does have that shyt down to an art form...
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