Sunday, February 24, 2008

My Midlife Crysis

My arrival at a new milestone is fast approaching. It has gone from years, to months, now to weeks. Looking forward to it? Yes. No. Maybe...

So naturally I am thinking about the things I have been obsessing about lately. I want to get as much in as possible since I am "running outta time". For those of you who are behind the game the list goes a little something like this...



Cars


Bikes


Guns


Tits


Ass

Nothing unusual right? What can I say? All man I am.
Since I bothered to include the pictures, I guess some explanation is involved.

  1. The beauty at the top is The ROUSH Performance P-51A™ Mustang. I could go on about this one all day. The short version is - Produces 510hp / 510lb-ft torque.
  2. The next in line is the Yamaha YZF-R6. 130hp. More than enough to thrill!
  3. The third beauty is the Sig Sauer P250. A modular design that you can change between 9mm parabellum, .357 Sig, .40 S&W, .45 ACP. Finally you can choose something that doesn't make you have to choose.I obsessed over on the other site. I will repost that one of course.
  4. Tyra Banks
  5. Serena Williams
The last two beauties I do not have any particular desire to get my grips on (unlike the other three) but they are visual representations of what is on my mind. Now I know you are right now thinking "What about wifey?" I know y'all and you women are definitely thinking just that. You fellas are thinking "Damn!" and then "What about wifey?" Worry not. She is what is on my mind when tits and butts roll through my thoughts. Of course ain't no damn way she gonna let me post pictures of her so I had to find some substitutes. Tyra is a bit of a lightweight in comparison but do you know how hard it is to find HALF dressed black women on the internet?

12 comments:

Jazzy said...

lol...boys and their toys.

You really were reading my mind though. My first thought was about the wife! I don't blame her for not wanting to be posted up on the web one bit!

Bananas said...

Dude, you're getting drummed outta the "Man Club" for giving that information out. One thru three was fine, but ya can't let women know about the tits and ass thing.

Um, um, um...my brother, my brother.

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Oh come now both of you. I was merely being observant of the obvious!

Diva you are a black woman. The first thing y'all think of is the whole man/dog thing so naturally you all stick together when we get "doggish".

Me (formerly known as Terry) No way I lose my Man Club Card for that! Every balding dude over 40 with a spanking brand new Corvette is trying to get a 20 something chick who has yet to experience the bad effects of gravity in that boy! And all the women know it! And they know that is all we think about since the first boner. Just that getting older allows us time t think about OTHER things too...

CHA CHA said...

It shouldn't be to hard just google tits and ass..LMAO

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

I do just that Poca, but they all seem to come up naked. Not that it bothers me. But I wasn't trying to be pornographic in the post.

Otis said...

Hmmm...if i had to have a car..any car. Would first go for a 94' BMW 850. They stopped making them joints a while back. Sweet coupe that was in a v12!!

If not that...96' Impala...gotta love that ride!

And a new whip....going with the Audi R8!!!

The Brown Blogger said...

Damn... I guess I'm going thru it too.

Love the list.

And wifey ain't letting me post hers up here either. Nice substitutions.

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

@ Big O - Nice rides. Although truth be told, 911 GT2 would really be nice...

@ Hassan - I told you man. You are too much like me.
Funny part is I forgot that I had downloaded other pictures for subs. I am still trying to come up with an excuse to post them.

Freaky Deaky said...

Is it bad that I could cover their heads and still identify them based on their more well known body parts? The pics of the vehicles and gun are nice too.

I've tried to find pics of half dressed women before and it's not as easy as one might thing.

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

Only if you are a woman my man Freaky. Only if you are a woman. Is it just a Detroit thing though?

The half dressed thing was a little more challenging than I anticipated. The ones that I found for the first 20 minutes would have been acceptable but I didn't want to offend my female visitors. So I kept searching...

Beana said...

that mustang made me stop in my damn tracks.

I think i was a dude in another life.

There is a desert eagle that might tickle ya fancy as well mr. 68 sir (giggle)

boobies and booties...hmmm

ok what if ya got 40 and wifey learned a new trick wit her tongue...would that be a good thing (gigglin again)

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

That Mustang will make anybody stop. The wife is a little jaded however since she works for the folk who make them. "I see them everyday!" she says. Like I could ever get tired.

Any new trick is good. Mine or hers...

You mean a Desert Eagle other than the classic hand cannon and the one in my post?