POST 400!!!!

Yep.

400!

Something special.

Mmmm Hmmmm....

Wrote a song about it!
Like to hear it?
Here it go!




Sun-shine



Blue Skies

It's a wonderful daaaayyyyyy!!!!



Post Four Hunned is here now!



On the twelfth of Maaaayyyyyyyy!!!!! (of 2010!)

Hey! I could have been worse! I could have lazy blogged and you would have had to LISTEN to this instead...

Now that that madness is out of the way... Back to the regularly scheduled madness and rantings! Which shall include renewing the blog list, thinking about another (or no) background, and getting back on schedule (at least ONCE a week)! Peace!!!

Special Guest Blogger Alert!!!!!

Sagittarius (The Archer) 22 Nov - 21 Dec
Positive: Sensual, inspiring, spiritual, very happy, open and honest, doesn't hold grudges, full of enthusiasm, sees the best in others.
Negative: Fears responsibility, impatient, a risk taker and gambler at heart, argumentative, has a lack of commitment, they believe in their talents and are highly disapproving of those who don't.

It's that time again folks. I'm back with another one!

Happy Birthday D-Money AKA Taz



Isn't this just the cutest little thing you ever saw? (just don't tell him that) When he got to the end, he proudly announced to all "I didn't drop it!!!"
















This is one of him and Old TSSE splashing in the pool during a Kings Island trip. Note the death grip on the life preserver...




















This is my favorite elementary school picture. Now that I think about it, this is the only good one I have. He chose to make funny faces in the rest of them...















This is the proud youngster showing that he got first place in the science fair! He should have, I worked damn hard on the project!!!! (Please ignore the ashy hands, I try but...)















Mr. Suave at his middle school graduation. Can't wait to see what he wants to wear for his REAL (a.k.a high school) graduation!
Huh? Wha? Who else is that you say? Oh, that is me...

Favorite Story: As you may know, kids can be a challenge at times. As Hubby says, "Kids are good for two things, torment and entertainment!" This particular day SOMEBODY (I won't name him but there are several pictures...) was not being very entertaining. He was losing his mind for some reason and neglected to clean his room after the fifth reminder. So I got fed up and sent him to his room to get it cleaned! He had his radio on to help him through the project. Being something of a music lover, he tended to sing along quite often. Not knowing the lyrics never stopped him. I was headed to see how much cleaning hadn't happened up to this point. I noticed Lady Marmalade was on the radio. I kinda got into it. All of a sudden this little ashy brown creature in tighty whities leaps out of the room. He starts twitching like he was being electrocuted (dancing?) and promptly yells "ITCHY ITCHY YA BA DA DUH!!!!!" I was pretty much done for the day after that.

Another Favorite Story: Yet another day D'Angelo was being a little less than entertaining. In fact I thought he had lost his damn rabbit ass mind! Frustrated to the point of exploding, I decided to act. I figured I would try a "non traditional" method of discipline. So I said, "All right D'Angelo, that's it! YOU GOING INTO TIME OUT!!!" He stopped and looked up at me. Then he said in the cutest little four year old voice "Time out for what mommy?" I was done then too! Obviously the time out don't work...

Happy 18th Birthday D'Angelo!!!!

The Big Day!

Yep! That's right, the big day is here! Graduation time! The direct prelude to "get reacquainted with your blog" day.

Been a long hard road getting here. And a somewhat challenging one lately. Which reminds me, I got a couple of stories to tell... But, I digress (already...)

I would expound further, however the days tribulations have enervated me to the point of somnolence. <~~ see, it's working already... I know I also said I would give you guys a link so that you could share in the wonderfulness. In case you didn't have jack shit else interesting to occupy your time that is... But it seems that there is no link to the broadcast at this point. But the link to where it will be (at some point) is right here. I will make sure to post it when the actual video is up.

Anyway, this pie is about done. So I am gonna take it out of the oven and put me in the bed.

Oh yeah, for those who are interested and lucky enough to get a live feed, the festivities kick off at 10:00 a.m. e.d.t. (too damn early in the morning if ya ask me...)

Later!
Louis Sanford
AKA
The New Graduate!

Special Guest Blogger Alert!!!!!

Special Guest Blogger Alert!!!

Please do not be alarmed, but Wifey has taken over Second-Sixty Eight's (a.k.a. A Dyssturbed Mined) domain just for today!!!

First let me say hello to all of the wonderful Blog Haremites and any other Blog friends.

But!

Today is the birthday of two very "special" people in my life. And if you are a Haremite or just a regular who stops by on occasion to read some of his stories, then you know our Second-Sixty Eight is something "special" right?

So I thought I would do a really "special" but cute tribute to both of them. I’m going to tell you one of my favorite stories about each of them.

Happy Birthday Honey Bun aka Sweet Lou!!!




Horoscope: Pisces (the fish) Feb.20- Mar. 20
Imaginative, creative, wise, kind and caring, easy-going, romantic, even-tempered, multi-talented, compassionate and *ultra-popular*.

My Favorite Story:

Now Second-Sixty Eight likes to fire his weapon (butt noises) that’s what I call it at night when he has had anything dairy. So this particular night after work, I didn’t feel like cooking dinner and my family decided that they wanted some sliders for dinner. I’m asking them are they sure, so I said okay because White Castles don’t mess with my stomach like it do them. So I order a 30 crave case w/cheese for the kids, three double cheeseburger w/orange drink for me and Second-Sixty Eight orders two double cheeseburger, fish w/cheese and chicken w/cheese. Anyway, that night I was slightly surprised cause no one complained about having bubbles in their stomachs . After a while everybody went to bed. Some hours went by with nobody getting up to go to the bathroom.

(Sidetrack) Now I have this thing where I really can’t stand for him to belch next to me but I’m okay with him firing his weapon. I know that’s dyssturbing on its own.(hahaha)

Now back to the story. So now his weapon is just going off all night long and I’m just laughing when it goes off. So now the next time his weapon went off and boy did it go off. The next thing I heard him sit up in bed and say "What the F@@@!!!!" and he just cussing, fussing and telling me how foul that sh@@ smelled and next time kick me in my a@@ and tell me to take my foul smelling butt to the bathroom. Now I’m just laughing and laughing and he looks at me and said its not funny. But I told him that it is funny to me because you were more offended by your butt going off than me. Then he gets back in bed, rolls over and looks at me and tells me that I have a DYSSTURBED MINED. But we all know the truth don’t we!!!

Happy Birthday Pooh Bear aka My Chocolate Child!!!


Horoscope: Pisces (the fish) Feb.20- Mar. 20
Creative , imaginative, multi-talented, trusting, kind and caring, easy-going, friendly, even-tempered, intuitive and helpful.

My Favorite Stories:

Tache’ has always been my "special" child. Many times someone would tell me that "your baby is climbing out her stroller" at four and five months. She has always done everything early like walking by 6 months, getting her back teeth first at 5 ½ month and potty trained by 7 months.

My favorite story about Tache’ would be the Barney story. So Tache’ and her brother loved everything Barney. We spent much money on Barney stuff like Barney stuffed animals, Barney bedding, Barney underwear, Barney cups, Barney theme birthday’s……. that we were thinking of starting a parents only club called the I Hate That Big Purple Song Stealing Dinosaur Club. But on this day Tache’ and her brother, especially Tache, kept singing that one song. Yes, you know that song if you have children or just have nieces or nephew back in the early 90’s. You know the song has soon has you heard it:

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me too.

Okay, let me not get that song stuck in my head. Anyway, like I said she kept singing the song all day and now it was time for Second-Sixty Eight to get in from work. And I always ask him "How was your day honey" and he would tell me how his day went. And before he could ask me how my day went, in comes Tache’ singing this song "I love you, You love me" and Second-Sixty Eight jumps in and says

With a knick-knack paddywhack,
give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home.

And Tache’ stops and looks at Second-Sixty Eight like he had just committed a serious crime. So Second-Sixty Eight starts to explain that Barney had stole the lyrics from "This Old Man" nursery rhyme. Now Tache’ did not want to believe the story that Second-Sixty Eight was telling her was the truth. So then Tache’ breaks in and tells Second-Sixty Eight in the middle of his explanation she said "But Barney says to share" and walks away singing

I love you
You love me
With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give a dog a bone
Won’t you say you love me too.

All we could do was laugh so hard that tears were coming out of our eyes.


Make Today……About you. For you. Only you.


Happy Birthday Second-Sixty Eight & Tyweezy!!!

Post 300!!!!!

I have decided to officially introduce you all to the crazed cast of characters that make up A Dyssturbed Mined. It is said that we are all many people. Well here are a bunch of the ones that you all meet every day.

The Second Sixty-Eight

"Just one quote? Shoot I got far too much material to do just one!"

Characteristics:

• Good Natured
• High Spirited
• Megalomaniac
• Cocky (somewhat)
  
• Silly
• Outrageous
  

Profile: King contributor to A Dyssturbed Mined. Most likely to post for a reaction. Most likely to say something to create a reaction. Most likely to succeed! Most likely to...

Brainz Mc Smarty

"What's wrong? I can probably help with that!"

Characteristics:

• Genius
• Hopeful
• Selfless
  
• Big picture thinker
• Problem solver
• Tech support
• Computer geek
  

Profile: The brains of the outfit. Most likely to play with the layout, features or read the manual. Doesn't post much but makes every thing look real good!

Mr. Suave Hoeman

"How are ya panties?"

Characteristics:

• Charming
• Romantic
• Hyper sexualized
• Horny
  
• Somewhat vain
  

Profile: Most often the fella posting or commenting at The Pussy Chats. Or dealing with Haremites in general. Also the one most likely to get us in trouble with The Wife.

That Biker Dude

"A Box? How the hell you gonna try and put me in a box? There are only two kinds of boxes I like! Ones that contain gifts to me and ones I leave gifts in!"

Characteristics

• Freedom loving
• Rebellious
• Sarcastic
• Somewhat scornful (check the almost hidden sneer)
• Smart ass

Profile: The one most likely to talk shit to ya if shit talking is what you are into! And the one most likely to fuck with you if you aren't! Just because...

The Dark One

"You see what I am looking at. I see what I am looking at. Don't pretend you don't know what is on my mind already if you are tempted to ask!"

Characteristics

• Goal oriented
• Unapologetic
• Impatient
• Cynical
• Elitist
• A touch arrogant
  
• Doesn't suffer fools well

Profile: Known to rear his head when pissed off is the mood. But then again, you started it!

Usama Bin Louie

"Pull up ya damn pants ya nasty little gay fucker!!!!"

Characteristics:

• Mean
• Conservative
• Judgmental
  
• Mean
• Evil
• Anti-social
• Military freak
• Gun junkie
• The Protector
  
• Just don't give a fuck!!!!!

Profile: This is the guy who pops out when The Dark One is too nice a guy for the situation. Will bust a cap off in that ass. May even care if there is collateral damage. Most likely to hatch a terrorist plot against clueless Hip Hop generationers who think that WEARING clothes is not too stylish. Will hit a woman (if she threw the first blow...). Doesn't start things, but more than willing to bring the finishing move! Has only been seen when life or limb have been at stake or The Wife needs a firm presence to snap her back to reality.

He is so mean in fact that he wouldn't even let me post a picture! Tha Bastid!

Um... Usama here. That Sixty-Eight is a damn liar! I gave his punk ass a damn picture! I was even smiling real purty in it too! That fucka just didn't wanna admit that the scanner is fucked up and that Mr. Smarty Pants ass Brainz ain't figured out what the problem is yet! I may have to bitch slap Brainz until the scanner is working. Then I will post you my purty picture mydamnself!
And I don't know why Brainz didn't use a black background to match the blog on the placeholder. I wonder about him sometimes...
Usama OUT!

Uh yeah. Nice seeing ya Mr. Louie!
Fa real though. If y'all happen to meet him, and he is smiling... Y'all betta run! Cause I guarantee you the rest of us already did!!!

Post 250!!!!

As you all know, every 50 posts or so... I gotta do something a little different. Even for me different. I was gonna post my favorite picture in the whole wide world. But I need permission to post that one. We will see what she says...

So this one is an opinion poll of sorts. Or three. I got questions in three categories for ya.

Blog layout, posts and avatars.


1. Blog Layout - I been considering a defection of sorts. But I feel that I can't quite achieve a look that I really like. At least not for free... So I may change up after I get my own domain and all that crap... But punch the links and let me know what you think...
The Tester
The (possible) New Version.

2. Posts - Your opinion here does count! (for something...) So I am curious to see what you think would be good material for me. Now keep in mind, I am an artist! And I am sensitive about my shit... And this is a test for you. I will tell you why later. Yeah, homework! Who knew!

3. Avatars - I have been trying to find a new image of me to attach to my profile and comments. I may even change the next one to a Gravatar and it shall follow me everywhere (I think...) Iam leaning heavily in one direction but I would like some input. Although the list can still change at any time...

The contestants!!!

Tha Glare! - This is of course the current one. Mysterious and looking on the verge of a rant!

Commando 1 - When the guys in the white suits were the good guys!
Commando 2 - The above with a little less zoom!
TSSE and the Likka Basket - Winner for the second year in a row by the way! That be the arm of my lovely chocolate hunnie that I am leaned on!
Cheezin' pt. 1 - Same party as above. The only problem is that these are not the hands of my lovely chocolate hunnie, nice as they are...

Cheezin' Pt. 2 - Me getting my Cheshire Cat on! Had to cut little cuzin' C off though...

Cheezin' pt. 3 - Grinning at the reunion action in the ATL last year. Why is it that all of the good pictures of me have me hugged up with somebody? This time with lil' cuzin' CavMan. Hope THIS damn deployment to Iraq is just as uneventful as the last two (three? I lose count...)

The Biker In Me - You may remember this look from last year. One of the shots that I considered for Post 100!

The bonus:

Me Being Old School - Literally... Cause that school ain't even there anymore. Me at 8! And if I hear any giggles I WILL have to come and cut ya!
And for those of you who are curious. This IS what the smartest lil' muthafukka in the whole damn school looks like! (So that is what I looked like before I went blind as hell...)

Well. That does it for the first 250 posts! Lemme know what y'all think. I do have a favorite. And one The Wife already put on reject. Okay, TWO she put on reject...

Post 200!!!!

Today I have resolved to get with a list of the following:

Some of this

Some of this

Some of this

Some of this

Some of this

Some of this


Some of this



AND Some of this

I have to say, it be a good day!


Oh yeah!

And

April Fool's Muhfuggas!!!!!!!!

Post 150!!!

Wow! I finally got to 150! Raced to 100, crawled for 50 more... ah well. What can ya do huh? Technically this is 152, but there are still two in draft stage so they don't count. May finish them one day... But then I gotta read more to finish that new greatest hits post...

I finally got my head up outta my ass! When I got my head screwed on right, I can remember those gems that come to mind when I am not at my computer. Why? (I know you are asking...) Because there is a voice recorder on my phone! I did mention my new phone didn't I? Anyway, I may post more random shyt as a result! (shaddup! I know I always promise, but it is like quitting smoking, just gotta keep going until successful!)

That said, Robin Williams HAS to be the most insane person on the planet. I awoke to Inside The Actor's Studio yesterday. He was the subject of the interview. If you have ever seen him outside of a scripted performance, then you know he just don't stop. Ever! The guy asked him the method to his madness. His attempt at an explanation was some of the most hilarious improv I have ever seen. I always knew he was "special", I just didn't realize how gifted he truly is! That and he spent some time in the area (the rich folks area) because his pops was a vice-president for Lincoln.

This damn old-timers is a bitch. I just forgot what I was gonna say after that thing I just said!

Oh yeah! I just added another section to the blogroll. The recommended reads are in their own list. Now if I can just get caught up enough to read them all... Gotta stop going to Divalicious Opinions first. Them damn bubbles...

If ya didn't already know, y'all are some "special" individuals. And I mean that in a good way! Okay I mean that in a lot of ways... But you understand where I am coming from since it takes one inmate to truly understand another! Much love blogger peeps!

POST 100!!!!

Here it is. The last of the first hundred posts. I won't talk a lot on this one. That is for you all to do. But here is a picture of me in bike class mode!

Yes I broke the picture ban! This once... But how else are you gonna look at me!

To my blogger family, I give the gift of me!!!!