Thursday, August 28, 2008

Thursday Thirteen: Favorite TV Characters

Here are a few of my favorite characters as seen on TV.

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Jack Bauer: This guy defines American Hero and Do WHATEVER it takes. I don't know about y'all but if there is some terrorist madness going on, I want him on the job. He always gets his man and even has been known to make collateral damage of friends and allies, all in the name of saving the day!

Jonas Blaine: Soldier of soldiers. Special ops operator. My TV sleeps well at night knowing that this bad ass and his band of merry killers are putting it down for the old Stars and Stripes. Definitely not a guy to mess with. Especially if you are a terrorist stupid enough to "take revenge" at their own home base.

"Big Ed" Deline: Former president and chief of operations of the former Montecito Hotel and Casino on the former show known as Las Vegas. This guy is a throw back to the olden days when Vegas was a mob resort in the desert. Out smarted crooks on the regular and ran the show with ease. Intensely loyal to his peeps, to the point of offing one of their abusive parents.

Captain James T. Kirk: The very definition of never give up. This guy was dead determined not to fail, lose his ship, lose his friends, or miss a chance at a hot babe! A legendary fighter, joke cracker, ladies man, and over emoter! But he definitely had swagger and defined what a REAL starship captain was made of...

Fox Mulder: A man who lived his life in the margin of the strange. Extraterrestrial, paranormal, unexplainable or just plain weird. If it was out there then he was all over it. He tended to get himself in a bit of trouble because of it. But always came out (mostly) no worse for wear because of it. And often got answers.

Dana Scully: What do you get when you mix the initials M.D. and FBI? You get the red headed hottie above of course. Always the scientist, she almost never believed her partner when he explained the strange. Forever ready with a scientific explanation to counter his voodoo. Of course I never really minded that she was wrong most of the time. Cause smart chicks are hott!!!

Horatio Caine: Cool as a redheaded cucumber. This dude is half geek and half action hero. He runs a team of scientists and has been known to bust a gat with the quickness when needed. Okay he busts the gat often because some dudes ain't learned to listen when the dude goes positively Batmanlike.

Gil Grissom: Smart dudes rule! And this is one smart dude. An investigative scientist with an unnatural fascination with bugs. While other dudes solve things by acting, this dude actually thinks his way into the solution!

Uncle Bernie: Say what you want to about the Cosby Show, but this is my favorite TV dad! He had them kids straight up on lock! To me this is the typical dad. All the good things that folk expect in a father. Yet he didn't mind bringing the pain when they stepped outta line. You gotta have balance... And you know he done hit them kids in the stomach or the throat or busted their heads until the white meat showed!

Huey Freeman: The ever thoughtul and ever frustrated suburban revolutionary. Remarkably deep for a 10 year old. Dude is quick to wonder about the absurdities of life as we tend to live it. And is a Kung-Fu master!

Riley Freeman: Aka Riley Escobar, ake H.R. Paperstacks, aka Horse Choker, aka Pillsbury Doughboy, aka Louis Rich, aka Young Reezy, aka... You get the idea. Dude definitely caught up in the lifestyle of the Hip Hop generation. Most likely to live ghetto fabulous and most likely to hatch some crazy ass get rich scheme.

Admiral William Adama: Captain of the Battlestar Galactica. that alone should be reason enough to be in this list. But he also is basically the savior of humanity. He is the man in charge of the only viable military ship left to humanity after the destruction of 12 worlds. He gathered up the 50,000 or so remaining souls and their rides and protected them and steered them to the guestination of Earth. Even if half of them didn't deserve it...


Adrian Monk: Obsessive and compulsive. This man belongs in an insane asylum. He is an extreme germophobe and king of neat freaks. But he just happens to be the best detective in San Francisco, possibly the world. Between bouts of being a barely societally functional head case, he manages to crack even the most impossible cases by remembering even the most minute details of things that he has seen.

10 comments:

Jazzy said...

Horatio, Monk & Bauer are probably my faves off this list. Monk would drive me up the wall if I knew him personally...and yes in real life he would probably deserve 3 hots and a cot at an insane asylum, but on TV he is so entertaining! lol

Might have to steal this one for my next T13...add some women to that list!

laughing808 said...

Not feeling Horatio, but you I love the Boondocks Huey and Riley crack me up...........LOL

The Dreamy One said...

love me some Heratio and Grism, yeah i want those dudes to be on my team,lol

and I used to be a big, fam of Sully and Molder. I used to love the X-files. used to scare the shyss out of me but i couldnt get enough,lol

Anonymous said...

Love love the CSI series. But I take the original CSI over Miami and NY. Did you hear Grissom is leaving this season and Larry Fishburn is taking his place?

I still watch the reruns of The Bernie Mac Show.

Love Huey and Riley too. I'm waiting on Season 3.

nikki said...

I HATE HORATIO. i don't know if it's just bad acting or what, but the way he talks and acts is just THE most aggravating thing EVAR. i wanna be like "DUDE. YOU AIN'T THE DARK KNIGHT. YOU CAN RAISE YOUR VOICE AN OCTAVE OR TWO."

*deep breath*

aiight, now i LOVES me some riley. you think he's off the chain on the tv show...he was even bmoreso in the early editions of the comic strip. gotta love a kid who is so sure in his ignorance (so long as it's fiction. in real life, i'd have to break my foot off in riley's ass).

Anonymous said...

I can get with everyone on your list except for Monk. I never got into the show or as a result his character.

Huey & Riley have me laughing until I cry. Their like the wise man and the fool. Both speak the truth.

Not so Anonymous said...

Big Ed + Horatio = The Men!

Rashan Jamal said...

Jack Bauer kicks ass. I'll never forget the first episode of season two... "I'm gonna need a hacksaw"

Horatio gets on my nerves, I like Grissom's weirdness. I wonder how Laurence Fishburne is gonna be when he replaces Grissom this year.

I've never watched an entire episode of Monk or Battlestar. I hear I'm missing out. Maybe I'll get the DVD's from Netflix.

dejanae said...

i can get behind all of them except corny ass captain kirk

The Second Sixty-Eight said...

@ Diva - You know I totally slipped on the fact that there was only one woman on the list. Hmm... I guess I will have to do one next week and post 12 women and one man. Just to even things up...

@ Laughing808 - Wha? You sleepin' on H? The dude of the ominous warnings?

@ Dreamy - I was all in with the X-Files. At least until Mulder went off for a while...

@ Southern Gal - I too agree that the best CSI is the original. I like the Miami one too. The New York one I can miss. Don't like the characters. And why NY? Don't we have enough NY shows? Couldn't have been CSI Little Rock? That might have been good!
I am dying for another season of The Boondocks!

@ Nikki - I ain't gonna lie. He used to irritate me too. But I started watching for real and he really IS the Dark Knight! Okay, maybe not. But when he took on the South American drug gang, I was hooked!
I am dead with you on Riley. He has the best quotes too.

@ Freaky - Aw man, you sleepin' on Monk? That guy has me dying. Cause he manages to get things done in spite of being a complete basket case!
Now you ain't said nothing but the truth on Huey and Riley. I like how they use both perspectives to pick fun at stupidity at large!

@ Aretha - My mouth fell the hell open when I found out that Big Ed was on the run. I mean I like Cooper too. But he ain't no Big Ed. Unfortunately there won't be anymore new episodes either...

@ Rashan - Wasn't that shit off tha chain??? (yeah I know you hate that phrase, but it really was like a pitbull running wild off of the chain...) Talk about committed! Cut off his partner's hand to save him. Killed his other partner to save the witness. Capped his own boss to keep the leads going. Got addicted to Heroin to stay DEEP undercover. Wait, wait. Bit that dude's throat out to escape RIGHT after he had all but given up living? THAT'S MY NIKKA!
Oh... I guess I better compose myself...
Horatio is a hate him or love him kinda dude. That is why I like Grissom too. I too wonder how LF is gonna play it. I hear he MIGHT be a wolf in sheep's clothing...
You been missing out on them both. Monk is just hilarious to me. But I missed the last few seasons because Battlestar was on at the same time. If you wanna see what people are REALLY like when the chips are down SEE THAT! Especially season 1. Grim, dark, few happy endings... It is tha bomb! (yeah, I know you hate that too! But lots of stuff literally blow up on that one...)

@ Dejanae - "Elizabeth, I'm coming to join ya honey!" Cause that is my reaction to the blasphemy that you just uttered! Okay, he was a bit into overacting. But you gotta admit dude got mad swagger!
(oh damn) I forgot Fred Sanford... Might have to do one or two more...